Nothing says love like a good joke. Take this one, for instance: For Valentine’s Day I asked Cupid for a million dollars. Cupid said, “Get real.” So I replied, “OK, I want a boyfriend.” To which Cupid ...

“I just wish I deserved you,” I said to my wife, Elvira, on our most recent wedding anniversary. “So do I,” she replied instantly. Luckily, she was kidding. I think. So it goes with us. Some couples ...

In this hilarious video, follow the amusing journey as my dad takes charge of finding me a Valentine's date! Watch as he digs ...

Another Valentine's Day is rapidly approaching and everyone needs a way to participate. We're here to help. If you can't find yourself a date for Feb. 14, then you should at least be armed with some ...

There are several ways to win a person's heart on Valentine's Day. Romantic gestures. Cute compliments. Attentiveness. But we prefer laughs. Here's a look at funny memes and jokes to celebrate ...

HOLDEN — Who needs flowers and chocolates on Valentine’s Day when you can have limited-edition platinum bracelets and a night's stay in a luxury hotel room, even though bars are firmly in place to ...

You are my partner in crime. Even though we agree that price-gouging disaster evacuees for bottled water should be legal. I promise never to lose sight of my love for you or to wear a seat belt. I ...

Success is counted sweetest By those who ne’er succeed. I choose you for my Valentine Despite your lack of hopscotch speed. Tell all the truth but tell it slant— Speak quiet as a mouse. I have to mail ...

BLYTHEVILLE, Ark. (WREG) — The Blytheville Police Department put a different spin on Valentine’s Day by creating some unique greeting cards for their Facebook page. The goal was to improve community ...

For Valentine’s Day I asked Cupid for a million dollars. Cupid said, “Get real.” So I replied, “OK, I want a boyfriend.” To which Cupid responded, “Cash or check?” What did the two rocks pledge at ...