Ohio State football is taking action to keep Dave Portnoy out of Ohio Stadium when Big Noon Kickoff has him in town, according to a report.

Well, they're never going to beat those soft allegations in the state to the south of Michigan. The four-game losing streak to the Wolverines has done some weird things to Ohio State. From state legislators proposing to make it a felony to plant a flag at Ohio Stadium to the overall downplaying of the rivalry after the last loss,