Although ‘shim shim shakoochy’ and ‘vup vup kecharlie’ were both found to be acceptable new phrases by the Scat Singers' Conference annually held in Chattanooga (booga booga) last week, there were ...

The Oxfordshire village of Piddington has voted to leave the UK because of the plan to house male asylum seekers nearby.But ...

Technologists warning of the dangers of Artificial Intelligence have today admitted that a far greater threat may be posed by ...

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An advanced AI system has confirmed that it does intend to take control of the human race, but insists that this is ...

Following a successful pilot over parts of Darlington where small parcels were delivered by air-borne drone, e-commerce retailer Amazon has requested permission from the Civil Aviation Authority to ...

A call centre operator from Overton has revealed that despite spending several thousand pounds on fitness equipment, he ...

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'Whadda bahgain,' his mob accountant exclaimed. 'Two‑fa‑one, kid. Ya're divahsifyin' ya votin' pohtfolio—half ya cash, all ya ...

The President of the Untied States, Donald Trump, has announced that English, the language of preference for almost all ...

As the House of Commons once again debates assisted dying, the Lords, which rejected the bill last time around, is seeking ...

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